I suddenly remembered the time you had cheerios. You helped me carry something to Field and I gave you a high five. That was last year. I forgot to thank you.

Sun, Jan 23, 2011 at 6:26 PM, Me

I only walked you to the dorms carrying your books because you made it seem like I had to, I was in a good mood, and I had nothing to do. But if you were to ask me to help you with your books right now, I'd do it because I want to. 

Sun, Jan 23, 2011 at 6:56 PM, David

That's so sweet of you David. I should ask you to carry my books sometimes. And I should continue to offer you cookies. 

Sun, Jan 23, 2011 at 9:35 PM, Me

Sweet. If girls think it's sweet when people say things like that, I should say more stuff like that to girls.
Some day I'll take your cookie.

Sun, Jan 23, 2011 at 9:57 PM, David

Say, "I'd do it because I want to" to girls and they will believe you sweet. But David, I said that because it's true. You're sweet in a childish way like Paul. I love Paul. I want to marry him if I could. I want him to walk out of the page, forget his wife, and we can have a lovely life overlooking the lake sipping tea and talking. Except I would have to make Paul talk because he doesn't talk very much.

Sun, Jan 23, 2011 at 10:52 PM, Me

Great! I'll put that down in my list of things to say to a girl. Thank you.
You should find a dude like Paul and marry him. Or just marry Jack so things are a lot easier. Less searching. 

Sun, Jan 23, 2011 at 11:16 PM, David

All this in one day.