How funny one must think to open the fridge in the morning and find a book lying next to last night's dinner. But that was what my science teacher in middle school told me to do: put a wet book in the fridge overnight and it will dry without wrinkles. So my water bottle leaked and soaked Steven Millhauser's Dangerous Laughter, which happens to be a library book. I think the fridge idea worked. A little. Because I was too impatient to wait a whole day so I just took it out only after a few hours.